Category: Humor
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Lutherans
The following list was compiled by a 20th century Lutheran who, observing other Lutherans, wrote down exactly what he saw or heard:Lutherans believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.Lutherans like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.Lutherans believe their…
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Try this one
This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself… Remember:Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:28:41 -0800
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Full of features
On the Fifth of February I overheard one of the the other project managers, Craig, say the following, “That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.”A ripple of laughter cascaded through the cubical farm.I went to Doug, a developer working on my project and said, “If that’s true, then CLiCS is riddled with more features than…
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Just for a laugh
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen turned to her oldest friend.“Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said.“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close, “How much did this really cost?”“All of it,”…
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Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door…
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Don’t poke the bear…
Star-Tribune, Sunday, 14 October, 2007Finally an accurate picture of the Doctor in the morning. Happy birthday Daniel!