Category: Humor
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Belated New Years
To all my friends who sent me promises of good luck if I forwarded something, it did not work. For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolate or gas vouchers.Thank you!via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:40:57 -0800
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Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why do…
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Australian Tourism FAQ
These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a Aussie.Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.Q:…
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Estate planning
Dan was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business.When he found out he was going to inherit a large fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful…
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Public health crisis?
News headline from our friends at msnbc.com: Heavy cell phone use tied to poor sperm qualityI guess that means that the dunderheads who are focused on texting, messaging, talking on their phones while in the movie theater, the supermarket checkout, and other places, so much so that they are oblivious to the presence of actual…
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Good protection
You’ve got to love our older Veterans. This man, 73, wears a protective flap over his ear while Senator Ted Kennedy, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton address the Veterans of Foreign Wars.via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:17:31 -0800