Category: Humor
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God Must Be Jewish
Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates. “Are you hungry, Moses?” asks God.“I could eat,” Moses replies.So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it. While partaking of this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the…
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The half-wit
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand…
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Lost in Translation
Don’t be shame along of of your male device sizeYour chick lived you alone for reason of she had jazzed it with your mate.His jang is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.Lengthen your machine and you’ll forget about this problems finally.Lengthen your male aggregate size and you will forget about…
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To all animal lovers out there…
So there I was… just relaxing in front of the TV when the kids yelled, “Hey Dad, come see the kittens.”via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:27:19 -0800