Category: Humor

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.  I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.  He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.  An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.The next day he was back,…

via email from Steve Wicks, Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:32:36 -0800

Mom’s Overture by Anita RenfroeMrs. Hughes’ skewed viewsThanks to Doreen Jordan and Martha Harris

A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor says, “That is nothing.  We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and…

Once you have opened this e-mail, there’s no turning back.  Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs.  Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.  This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day…

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.He then asked…