Category: Humor
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More suggested automatic ‘Out-of-Office’ email replies
Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to a management team.Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.Additions to Suggestions for Out of Office Replies via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 14…
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Merry Christmas – Wave!
Keep the wave rolling…via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 7 Dec 2007 05:25:27 -0800
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It’s On!
Rules of the game… You cannot send it back! A little bit of fun from a member of the fun committee.Just a reminder Christmas will be here before you know it. via email from Steve Wicks, Thu, 6 Dec 2007 06:34:31 -0800
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I finally got my tree up!
It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 6 Dec 2007 03:46:28 -0800
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Walmart Cake — God Bless American Schools
Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:Walmart Employee: “Hello, how can I help you?”Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”Walmart Employee: “What do you want on the cake?”Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne, underneath that, we will miss you.”via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 3 Dec…
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Contest
Win two tickets, all expenses paid including airfare to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing China.To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne , Switzerland.Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?Which ones are male twins?Which ones are the…