Category: Humor
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Julie Andrews at 69
To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.One of the musical numbers she performed was “My Favorite Things” from the legendary movie, “Sound Of Music. Here are the lyrics she used:Maalox and nose drops and needles…
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Why Men Do Not Write Advice Columns
Dear Ted,I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.I walked back home to get my…
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And so the Holiday Season Begins
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a…
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Mental Health Day
If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe.This is weird. Give it a try.Have a happy Mental Health Day!via email from D. Kimball Lord, Mon, 5 Nov 2007 18:43:41 -0800
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Dumb question… good answer
Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: “What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?”The Marine shrugged and replied, “A slight recoil.”via email from Don DeLisle, Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:04:01 -0800