Category: Humor

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four doors?Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.Told by Mike Rowe, the host of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel while we were watching, Tuesday, 23 October, 2007

A very self-important liberal college freshman was attending a recent football game.  He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the student said, loud enough…

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can…

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too.  The guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here?  My TV at home broke and my dog and I want…

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned…

via email from Dwayne Wolterstorff, Thu, 4 Oct 2007 07:36:51 -0700