Category: Humor

via email from someone, I found this on a backup CD and the file was dated 30 Jan 2001

Say hello to the unemployable.via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 5 Sep 2007 07:00:31 -0700

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a Little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.  The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”The Jewish man replied, “I have…

Getting olderLittle Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.  After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you.  It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”Little Billy replied, “My…

An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”He looked around and couldn’t see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”  He looked in the water and there, floating on…

NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!  As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”OPINIONSOn the first…