Category: Humor

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.  The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.  The son is just a head!  But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.After 18 years,…

via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:45:56 -0700

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into…

Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!  ‘Bout time, what up?!NAME_____________ GANG/CREW NAME__________ CRIB___________Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip.  He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin.  How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he…

Brought to you by the great commonwealth of Mass-a-two-shits…via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:09:37 -0800

RED SOXMETSMARINERSORIOLESTIGERSYANKEESvia email from John Treworgy, Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:00:02 -0700

“They” are still out there — in force…ONERecently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half dozen nuggets.“We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.“You don’t?” I replied.“We only have six,…