Category: Humor

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.  The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no Woodpecker could peck.  The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, flew to hawaii and pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.The California woodpecker…

via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 5 Jul 2007 08:17:52 -0700

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.  “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes…

Today is International Disadvantaged People’s DayPlease send an encouraging message to a retarded friend… just as I’ve done.I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…You hang in there sunshine,You’re frigging special!via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:58:20 -0700

A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.  So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,…

Bet you didn’t know this…And so it goes The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.  On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97.The 3 brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that 3 gentlemen were there with…

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.  When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such…