Category: Humor
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May I take the dog for a walk?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”“What does that mean?” asked the child.“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Princess for a…
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Cruel and Unusual Puns
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.”“But I…
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Innocence is priceless
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside…
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Funny? Maybe.
I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion is my retirement, and I was looking for a little something extra for my lovely bride. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip.For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun…
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Parenting 102
There are some good parents…here is an example! We certainly need more of her kind… Mama ain’t playin’ This is priceless! Be sure to look at all 3 pictures…Now this is a seriously strict mom… Don’t mess with her…I’d like to see more parents like her.via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 7 Jun 2007 21:49:25…