Category: Humor
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Parenting 101
Speaking of parenting… here are the nominees for bad parents of the year 2007! (i.e. What you should not do or allow)via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 7 Jun 2007 21:49:25 -0700
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Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening…
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Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist.” I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of…
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Funny
Something tells me this kid won’t end up at the top of his class.Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly.Yeah, this is safe.Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.Wow!Ever heard of a leash?One sign that you’re spending too much time at the computer.Couldn’t they have worded this…
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Soooooooo Blonde
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde…She thought a quarterback was a refund.She thought General Motors was in the army.She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.At the bottom of an application where it says “Sign here:” she wrote “Sagittarius.”She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde…She took…