Category: Humor

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.  She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.  As he sat…

Getting old is so hard at times…  Yesterday, I got my Preparation ‘H’ mixed up with Poli-Grip.  Now, I talk like an asshole…but my gums don’t itch!via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:44:27 -0700

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.”An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the…

via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 22 May 2007 21:39:10 -0700

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all dem kids to copulate me.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers, when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes…

Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word “tragedy”.  So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a…

I received this from a friend in Texas, and hasten to pass it on in the interest of aviation safety.Some of you may know my ex-wife, Donna.  She had started secretly taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started (1995) and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same…