Category: Humor
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Coincidence?
Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.However, what you may NOT know,…
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Twenty-six reasons why a man should have a dog instead of a wife:
The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.A dog’s parents never…
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The lizard and the koala bear
A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few…
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Maxine for President!
As you all know, we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.Well, I have my own candidate; and I’m sure that once you know who I’m voting for, you will also agree.For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:It is…
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Miss Black America contest
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the banner that says, Idaho.via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:22:26 -0700
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One Happy Woman
A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed, and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care what you…