Category: Humor

Life decisions that people have to make are never simple.  The importance of the initial decision should always be examined over the long run.  Memories made and cherished are sure to be tempered along the way.  Consider the following two choices…Should I get a dog……or have children?via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 18 Apr 2007…

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.  The funny thing is that it really does work.Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in…

Additional items to New from Japan via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:17:37 -0700

10th place goes to:9th place goes to:8th place goes to:7th place goes to:6th place goes to:5th place goes to:4th place goes to:The Bronze Medal Winner:The Silver Medal Winner:*** Gold Medal Winner ***Wow!  How the heck…?!?  Oh never mind…  Congratulations!This concludes the 2006 Woman driver awards ceremony.  Thank you to all the contestants for giving us…

What?  Too many shakes? Looks like UPS wins! Oh, come on, just one? Starting with spelling I think it was the FedEx driver I bet this is by the school that teaches arithetic It must have been the FedEx driver Sometimes a name change is the best idea… Take me to the cleaners, baby! Major…

You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a…

Tough Love vs. Spanking(a psychological conundrum)Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.They usually calm down and stop…