Category: Humor

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via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 2 May 2006 10:10:02 -0700

Your house as seen by you…Your LenderYour BuyerYour AppraiserYour Tax Assessorvia email from John Treworgy, Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:47:02 -0700

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.  For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital.  He motioned for his nurse to come near.“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.“I would really like to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney before I die.” whispered the priest.“I’ll see what I can do, Father”…

Lesson 1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.  Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…

“When Nathan Radlich’s house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch.  What they did take was “generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder.”  (That at least is the way the police described it.)A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said “that it looked similar to cocaine and they’d…

Whether you office from home or home from office, you’ve probably heard some of these best-of-breed words and phrases unleashed at you and wondered what exactly your boss or coworker was talking about.  Whether humorous or just plain annoying, you’ll probably hear some of these dynamic phrases from time to time.  This list will help…