Category: Humor
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Wish I were a Catfish Swimmin’ in the Deep Blue Sea
But Alas, I’m more of a mosquito fish, but thee are advantages and disadvantages:Popular Science Magazine at the Dr.’s office.Researchers also showed female mosquitofish videos of males with digitally enhanced genitals.They found the females were drawn to the enhanced males rather than those with average sized genitals.Scientists said the slowness of the well-endowed fish was…
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Children’s Logic
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote:“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.”A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year…
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Priceless grandparent stories
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed…
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Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down….
10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our…
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Off to the doctor’s office
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple…