Category: Humor
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Mothers
Two mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos, and they start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son Mohamed. He’s 24 years old now”“Yes, I remember him as a baby” says the other mother cheerfully.“He’s a…
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Lewinsky and Kaczynski
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational”. The requirements this week were to use the two words ‘Lewinsky’ (the Intern) and ‘Kaczynski’ (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:Third place:There once…
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Exam frustration
Use a right click and choose to view these images in a new window to see them in their full glory.via email from Chris Hoffer, Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:20:32 -0700
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When I’m 100
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed…
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Pilot and control tower exchanges
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when…
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Travel Complaints
According to Thomas Cook in the UK some holiday makers are just never satisfied. Here are the top ten most bizarre and genuine customer complaints received by the firm in recent years:On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at…