Category: Humor

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we…

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise (known as Best Foods on the US West Coast) was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after…

via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:21:33 -0700

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.  This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.  This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with…

The staff at Pacific Palisades High School in California unanimously voted to place the following message on their school answering machine.  This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.  The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their…

An older, white haired gentleman (kinda like me but with hair) walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young voluptuous girl at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.  The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old…

Have a bad headache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.An addition to the list Home Remedies via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:53:39 -0700