Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Politically correct verbiage

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies.”  You must now refer to them as Appalachian-Americans.And furthermoreHow to speak about women and be politically correctShe is not a “babe” or a “chick” — She is a “Breasted American.”She is not…

  • Scissors

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    If you have small children, know someone with small children or you are a teacher … you will love this!Do you have a pair of scissors like these?I can certainly imagine seeing this one displayed on the mother’s fridge at home…Quote from the mom:“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors.  I…

  • Happy & Sad

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    A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s.”via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 23 Feb 2007…

  • Have you seen the Easter Bunny?

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    via email from Martha Clark, Tue, 3 Apr 2007 16:08:07 -0700

  • Happy Easter

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    Follow this link for your Easter surprise.

  • Trompe L’oeil

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:05:12 -0800What do you see?  A tree, or something else?  Leave a comment on your guess.

  • Progress

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    Two thousand years ago, Moses said, “Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land.”Two hundred-plus years ago, George Washington said, “Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for the camels and this will be the Promised Land.”Last year, the…