Category: Humor

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Addition wisdom related to Proverbs via email from Jill Lord, Wed, 10 Jul 2002 00:14:12 -0500

They were together in the house.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night.The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the…

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,and knocks on the door.  The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down…

The first mammogram is the worst.  Especially when the machine catches on fire.That’s what happened to me.The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister – right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest…

via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:12:53 -0800

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.  As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around…

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