Category: Quotations

Without a sense of humor, you’re old in a hurry.Janice Clark

I’d just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses.Anna Wintour, editor of Vogue, on the prevalence of obesity in the U.S.It’s a good thing she didn’t come to the State Fair.  Not everyone is over weight here, but there are lots…

Dig where the gold is…unless you just need some exercise.John M. Capozzi

… human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspect of their lives.William James

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.John Cleese

When all else fails, read the instructions.Agnes Alien

You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.Jesse “Our dear leader” Ventura, saying that Cheney should be prosecuted for approving “torture”