Category: Quotations

Our lives improve only when we take chances — and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.Walter Anderson

Attention passengers.  Have your ticket out so you can be inspected and accepted, or rejected and ejected.  Also, there is no smoking or urinating inside, outside, between, under, above, or around the train.  Do not stick any appendages out the windows, or you will lose them.Conductor, Grand Central, Overheard in New York

The only difference between a beauty contestant and an inflatable doll is where you blow into them.Male Lawyer, Supreme Court, Jamaica Overheard in New York

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.Jean Kerr

The universe is transformation; our life is what our thoughts make it.Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again.Will Rogers