Category: Quotations

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.Will Rogers

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.Christopher Marlowe

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.Laurence J. Peter

You have a strong desire for personal freedom.Fortune Cookie, 5 November, 2007

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.Marston Bates

I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.Maya Angelou

Trouble is a part of life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.Dinah Shore