Category: Quotations

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius.  A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann

Never confuse movement with action.Ernest Hemingway

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”  She…

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.Alice Kahn

If you go around thinking you are being cheated, life becomes very unpleasant.Felix Salten

No person could save another.Joyce Carol Oates

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.Albert EinsteinSeek simplicity, and distrust it.Alfred North Whitehead