Category: Quotations

There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.  So you have to begin there, not outside, not on other people.  That comes afterwards, when you’ve worked on your own corner.Aldous Huxley

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.Steven Wright

I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.Wilhelm von Humboldt

It’s not enough to talk to plants, you also have to listen.David Bergman

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.Penn Jillette

Coming together is a beginning.  Keeping together is progress.  Working together is success.Henry Ford

I saw the following bumper sticker on my way into work this morning:The ink of the scholar is more holier than the blood of the martyr [sic]Nice sentiment which appears to be a quotation from the Koran.  Apparently many Islamic terrorists haven’t read that part.