Dr Wingnut

Category: Quotations

  • High School students

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    Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.  At least they can find Afghanistan.A. Whitney Brown

  • Bigamy

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    Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.  Monogamy is the same.Oscar Wilde

  • Logic

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    Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.  What is the logic in that?  What, do tall people burn slower?Warren Hutcherson

  • Get a job; damn it

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    You’ve got to stop beating up your women because you can’t find a job because you didn’t want to get an education.Bill Cosby, in controversial remarks about African-American men, at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition & Citizen Education Fund’s annual conference in 2004

  • Florida

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    My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.Jerry SeinfeldAnd, the law is just like rules.  “You come in late, you have to leave early.  That’s a rule; and a rules a rule, you can’t break the rules.

  • Fanatic

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    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.Winston Churchill

  • War

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    Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.Paul Rodriguez