Category: Quotations

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.  When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.Unknown

Every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.Unknown

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “My God, you’re right!  I never would’ve thought of that!”Dave Barry

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.  At least they can find Afghanistan.A. Whitney Brown

Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.  Monogamy is the same.Oscar Wilde

Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.  What is the logic in that?  What, do tall people burn slower?Warren Hutcherson

You’ve got to stop beating up your women because you can’t find a job because you didn’t want to get an education.Bill Cosby, in controversial remarks about African-American men, at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition & Citizen Education Fund’s annual conference in 2004