Dr Wingnut

Category: Quotations

  • Success

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    The [application] development isn’t successful if the infrastructure team that builds the physical system isn’t successful.  The infrastructure team isn’t successful if the operations team doesn’t know how to measure the system.  They all are measured in their success based on the final impact to the business.Wal-Mart CIO Linda Dillman

  • Choosing

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    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.Dave Barry

  • Responsibility

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    Although all men share a common destiny, each individual also has to work out his personal salvation for himself.  We can help each other find the meaning of life, but in the last analysis, each is responsible for finding himself.Thomas Merton

  • Designated Driver

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    The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.Jeff Foxworthy

  • Computers

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    I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov

  • Job

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    Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey

  • Terror

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    There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.Alfred Hitchcock