Category: Quotations

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: Those that don’t work, those that break down, and those that get lost.Russell Baker

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.Albert Einstein

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?Will Rogers

It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’  You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.Winston Churchill

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.Lane Kirkland

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.Bertrand Russell

The future is already here.  It is just not uniformly distributed.Sci-Fi Author William Gibson