Category: Quotations

She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.Sir John Gielgud, about Ingrid Bergman

Oh, my God, look at you.  Anyone else hurt in the accident?Don Rickles, to Ernest Borgnine

You smell like Craigslist.Kurt Hummel of “Glee,” to his promiscuous romantic competition Sebastian Smythe.

He’s gayer than Ikea on Super Bowl Sunday.Anonymous

Football is like life: it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.Vince Lombardi

That’s not writing, that’s typing.Truman Capote, appraising the work of Jack Kerouac

You’re too short for that gesture.Addison DeWitt to Eve Harrington in “All About Eve,” when she throws open her hotel room door and tells him to get out