Category: Quotations

He’s so pathetic, poor thing.  It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.Elton John, referring to Keith Richards

Every word she writes is a lie, including “and” and “the”. Mary McCarthy, referring to nemesis Lillian Hellman

You are like the smell of drainsin a restaurant where pâté maisonis a slab of cold meatloafdamp and woolly.You lack charmPoet James Schuyler

In time you’ll drop dead, and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress. Cher, in “Moonstruck”

She might have meant something once, but I don’t know many people my age who care.Lily Allen, referring to Madonna

There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society, outside of a kennel.Joan Crawford in “The Women”

She is a peacock in everything but beauty.Oscar Wilde