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Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers
Three Little Words That Work !!The three little words are: "Hold On, Please…"Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know…
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What Andy Rooney’s learned
I’ve learned… that when you’re in love, it shows.I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day.I’ve learned… that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.I’ve learned… that being kind is more important than being right.I’ve learned……
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CBS commentators who need to retire
It’s gotten to the point that I just mute these people when their segments appear during their respective appearances. They really need to retire.Andy Rooney, Sixty MinutesBen Stein, CBS Sunday MorningThat’s the doctor’s opinion, and he’s sticking with it.
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Purpose
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney
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Out of touch… again…
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.Andy Rooney
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Purpose
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney
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Summary of my last year on the computer
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.I no longer have any savings…