Tweet: From the StarTribune today… Poo…

From the StarTribune today… Poor Mary. https://t.co/WcjmyGBhjU

Tweet: My wife thinks that Donald Trump …

My wife thinks that Donald Trump should make a sympathy trip to Wuhan.

Tweet: Thank you @united for the on the …

Thank you @united for the on the spot replacement of my bag destroyed on the way to PVR https://t.co/bgz78u3Oaj

Tweet: Has it occurred to anyone that Va…

Has it occurred to anyone that Valentine’s Day and Venereal Disease have the same initials? #hallmarkholiday

Tweet: You can’t even get away from hi…

You can’t even get away from him on the inside of a bus #stopkrislindahl https://t.co/AZ8w80TKAe

Tweet: I just signed a petition to save …

I just signed a petition to save .ORG websites. Can you sign too? https://t.co/RjhoV0iDNw

Tweet: How about bringing back Dashboard…

How about bringing back Dashboard and fixing the wake from sleep crashes! https://t.co/v7smitFkwg