Birthday Horoscope

There are no limits on your dress, and your achievements are within your reach.  Creating an environment that will consistently support you is a commitment; don’s expect it to happen overnight.  Stay compassionate.  Get a new coach or teacher to help you transition into your new life.  Scorpio and Aquarius adore you.  Your lucky numbers are: 17, 8, 9, 33 and 40.

Who’s on First

Diagram of one of the greatest comedy routines of all time by Abbott & Costello:
Number Position Description Player Name
1PPitcherTomorrow
2CCatcherToday
31BFirst BaseWho
42BSecond BaseWhat
53BThird BaseI don’t know
6SSShort StopI don’t give a darn
7LFLeft FieldWhy
8CFCenter FieldBecause
9RFRight FieldNobody
Whos on first

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Sorry I’m late

Sorry I’m late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Karen Walker, Will and Grace, S1-E6, 2017

Fit together

Time magazine occasionally prints these cartoons from John Atkinson’s Wrong Hands.  I thought that these two cartoons seemed to go together, and I wondered if the Oxymoron Museum was located in Redundantown…

At the Oxymoron Museum
via Time Magazine, 2017-07-31
In the town of Redundantown
via Time Magazine, 2017-09-04

Every morning at our house

via Dustin Comics

Thanks to CJ for alerting me to this spectacular cartoon that ran on 2017-07-16 in the Pioneer Press!

Retirement

I keep hearing people talk about what they’re going to do when they retire.  I’m gonna have to work right up to lunch on the day of my funeral.

Saw on Facebook, 2017-05-30>

Rehab

Margo: “Oh, honey.  We both know that rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.”

Eliot: “Is it?  Is it, Margo?”

The Magicians, Season 2, Episode 10