A.D. 2020

I’m sorry [Insert something miserable here] happened.  Now let’s get on with our miserable lives.

Last Week Tonight 2020-06-29>

That’s a nice way to say that…

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

Andrew Arends as an alternative for Sure Happy it’s Tuesday>

Marble Race on the Marble Machine X! Who will Win?

John and Jon call play by play on the Marble Race on the Marble Machine X!  Who will Win?

Talk about misdirected mail…

Maybe they sent this to everyone in Minnesota, last Saturday, 2020-04-11, but it’s certainly not an actionable piece of correspondence at our house… although the pocket knife as an oxymoronic “free gift” looks like it might be handy, I could get one of those at Fleet Farm.

2020 04 11 NRA mailing

Will Eno

Michael C. Hall was on the 2018-11-02 episode of the Ask Me Another podcast and made the following statements.  The first I’m guessing is a line from the play Thom Pain (based on nothing) in which Hall is currently appearing, and the second is what Hall says is one of Will Eno’s favorite jokes.

  • “I’m the type of guy you may not hear from for some time; but then suddenly one day — bang  you never hear from me again.”
  • “People laugh when they said I was going to be a comedian, but they’re not laughing now.”

Birthday Horoscope

There are no limits on your dress, and your achievements are within your reach.  Creating an environment that will consistently support you is a commitment; don’s expect it to happen overnight.  Stay compassionate.  Get a new coach or teacher to help you transition into your new life.  Scorpio and Aquarius adore you.  Your lucky numbers are: 17, 8, 9, 33 and 40.

Who’s on First

Diagram of one of the greatest comedy routines of all time by Abbott & Costello:
Number Position Description Player Name
1PPitcherTomorrow
2CCatcherToday
31BFirst BaseWho
42BSecond BaseWhat
53BThird BaseI don’t know
6SSShort StopI don’t give a darn
7LFLeft FieldWhy
8CFCenter FieldBecause
9RFRight FieldNobody
Whos on first

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