Category: Humor
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Best Onion of the week
Christmas Tree Farmer Scatters Sack Of Candy Canes Before Ravenous Douglas Firs GRANVILLE, OH—Calling “Sooey, sooey!” and rattling his burlap bag, local Christmas tree farmer Drew Allen scattered candy canes from a sack to a pen full of ravenous Douglas firs, sources confirmed Monday. “Come and get it now—we want you all to grow into…
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Minimalist Nativity
The funniest thing I saw yesterday was a tweet that lead me to this search of Minimalist Nativity Sets. Hysterical… I especially liked the one that was just blocks of wood that identified the characters, Mary, Joseph, Sheep, Donkey, Baby Jesus, et cetera. Haven’t seen any of these out on my travels, but I’d sure…
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Right on George Clooney
Now it looks like George is thinking about his legacy, because he’s already got his three-year-old twins, Ella and Alexander, getting in on the action. “They both have learned to play pranks, which is good fun,” George told People magazine as part of his appearance in their “People of the Year” issue. A particular favorite is a…
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A.D. 2020
I’m sorry [Insert something miserable here] happened. Now let’s get on with our miserable lives.Last Week Tonight 2020-06-29>
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That’s a nice way to say that…
Sugar Honey Ice TeaAndrew Arends as an alternative for Sure Happy it’s Tuesday>
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Marble Race on the Marble Machine X! Who will Win?
John and Jon call play by play on the Marble Race on the Marble Machine X! Who will Win?
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Talk about misdirected mail…
Maybe they sent this to everyone in Minnesota, last Saturday, 2020-04-11, but it’s certainly not an actionable piece of correspondence at our house… although the pocket knife as an oxymoronic “free gift” looks like it might be handy, I could get one of those at Fleet Farm.