Day: May 5, 2004

  • Who’s on first, Updated

    ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store… Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.ABBOTT: Your computer?COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.ABBOTT: What about Windows?COSTELLO: Why? Will it…

  • The early bird

    Microsoft is not being caught napping this time.  They’re out to catch the jerk who wrote the Sasser worm, and they’re working with the FBI and Secret Service to do it (although I’m not sure why the Secret Service is interested).They have a $5 million reward fund in abeyance too, though they haven’t yet put…

  • You are looking at the problem

    It only takes one person to change your life—you.Ruth Casey