Dr Wingnut

Day: July 8, 2005

  • Honesty

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    Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.F.M. Hubbard

  • Cute

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    What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?  “Dam!”What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?  Polaroids.What do prisoners use to call each other?  Cell phones.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?  A stick.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?  Nacho Cheese.What do you call Santa’s…