Cute

07/08/2005 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Cute
  • What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?  “Dam!”
  • What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?  Polaroids.
  • What do prisoners use to call each other?  Cell phones.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?  A stick.
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?  Nacho Cheese.
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers?  Subordinate Clauses.
  • What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?  Cuatro sinko.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow?  Spoiled milk
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