Dr Wingnut

Day: December 21, 1999

  • In case any of you thought I was kidding…

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Lacy things, the wife is missingDidn’t ask for her permissionI’m wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhoseWalking ’round in women’s underwearIn the stores, there’s a teddy,With little straps, like spaghettiIt hold me so tight,Like handcuffs at night,Walking ’round in women’s underwearIn the office, there’s a guy named MelvinHe pretends that I am Murphy Brown,He’ll say are…

  • Merry Christmas from the "Sticker Patch"

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Palm trees wave, are you listenin’?In the pool, water’s listenin’,A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.Gone away is the blizzard,Here to stay is the lizard,A warm sunny day, we like it that way,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.In the desert we will have a picnic,Cactus, sand and rattlesnakes and sun.Christmas dinner is an…