In case any of you thought I was kidding…

Lacy things, the wife is missing
Didn’t ask for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking ’round in women’s underwear

In the stores, there’s a teddy,
With little straps, like spaghetti
It hold me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walking ’round in women’s underwear

In the office, there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
He’ll say are you ready, we’ll say – Whoa, man!
At least until the wife is out of town.

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade,
Walkin ’round in women’s underwear

Lacy things, missing
Didn’t ask permission
I’m wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
I’m walking around in women’s underwear

via eMail, Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:10:17 -0700

Thanks to Kat Majors for pointing out that this is the text from the song, “Walking ‘Round in Women’s Underwear” from the album “I Am Santa Claus” by Bob Rivers