Dr Wingnut

Day: December 24, 1999

  • Welcome to the Rust Belt

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    You know you are from Michigan when:You own only three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup.You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.You've taken your…

  • Y2K Christmas

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    T'was the week after ChristmasAnd all through the house not one pc was working not even a mouse.I turned on the power but nothing was workingI grab the computer and start banging and jerking.I laid out three grand for this big piece of junkOn january 1st the damn thing went "kerplunk"!When I threw it out…