Year: 1999

Lacy things, the wife is missingDidn’t ask for her permissionI’m wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhoseWalking ’round in women’s underwearIn the stores, there’s a teddy,With little straps, like spaghettiIt hold me so tight,Like handcuffs at […]

The fourth grade teacher distributed sheets of paper to the class.  She asked every student to write down all the things that they believed they could not do, wished they could do or wanted to […]

Change the ropeThere is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a […]

DON'T ASK – JUST PLAY!Copy and paste this letter into a new e-mail. Then read the list of names. If your name is on the list, put a star next to it. If not, then […]

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?ARIES:Just one. You want to make something of it?TAURUS:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless […]

THE BALLAD OF Y2KSung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island Theme Song"Just sit right back and you'll hear a taleOf the doom that is our fate.That started when programmers usedTwo digits for a dateTwo digits […]