General
Death Of Innocents
I went to a party, Mom,I remembered what you said.You toldme not to drink, Mom,so i drank soda instead.I really feltproud inside, Mom,the way you said I would.I didn't drinkand drive, Mom,even though the others […]
Month: March 2000
Humor
Blonde jokes
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from […]
Humor
Embroidering a life
When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that […]
General
I've learned
I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may […]
Humor
Is this anyone you work for?
A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell […]
Humor
General
Information Please
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall.The shiny receiver hung on the side of the […]