Month: March 2000

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People

03/24/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on People
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some […]
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Quotable that really make sense

03/22/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Quotable that really make sense
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?  Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, […]
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Careful what you wish for

03/22/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Careful what you wish for
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie […]
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A groaner

03/22/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A groaner
"Doc," the patient says, "I keep seeing talking crickets, talking dogs, talking birds, talking cats.What's wrong with me?""Nothing at all," the doctor answers."You're just having Disney spells."via eMail, Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:11:11 -0600
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Price per gallon

03/20/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Price per gallon
This is what it costs to buy a gallon of…..Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 = $10.32 a gallonLipton Iced Tea 16 oz for $1.19 = $9.52 a gallonGatorade 20 oz for $1.59 = $10.17 a […]
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How an 8 year old Explain's God

03/18/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on How an 8 year old Explain's God
We all have our own reasons for why we believe in God. This is by far the most amusing. Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment […]