Humor
Adam & Eve
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God…"Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful […]
Month: March 2000
Humor
Hilarious 800 number
Hey, ya'all, (or is it "y'all"?), try calling this 800 number and listening to their voice mail system up to the point when they ask you to pick an extension. When you get there, hang […]
Humor
I know this is true
I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year […]
Humor
Not all blondes are woman
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.What's up?" he says."I'm having a […]
General
Rose's Dream
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us toget to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned […]
Humor
Gone Fishin'
A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away. Years later the fisherman took his sons […]
Humor