Month: March 2000

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Deep thoughts

03/05/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Deep thoughts
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round's a shape!I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect […]
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Have you lived?

03/05/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Have you lived?
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!">"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the […]
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Life before the Computer

03/03/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Life before the Computer
An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2 […]
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The ultimate fantasy of women

03/02/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The ultimate fantasy of women
In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.While […]