Day: April 12, 2000

So-you think you've been embarrassed in public? The following are the top four winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in the "New Woman Magazine"…While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks…

Pat BuchananTo steal a job from a decent, hardworking AmericanDr. SeussDid the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Ernest HemingwayTo die. In the rain.Jerry FalwellBecause the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the…