Month: July 2000

Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, […]

The following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of […]

Three couples…an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The […]

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She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.On the second […]

The linage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of […]