Month: August 2000

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DEThe best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, ILIf you can piss this high, join the fire department.On the…

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.  So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.  He sees…

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code…Fix one bug, compile it again,102 little bugs in the code.102 little bugs in the code…(Repeat until BUGS = 0)

This new product will reduce your communications needs considerably.  Its intuitive interactions will often leave you scratching your head in wonder.    When you pause in your communication and appear to be searching for words, the FeMail will quickly determine the direction and content of the communication and will finish the document for you.From your…

Out of the mouth of children come some of the best things.  Thank God for our children…One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father…

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help."Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as…

You know that all potatoes have eyes.Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one — a real SWEET POTATO whom they called "YAM."  They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life.  They warned her about going…